NU Students Suddenly Give a Fuck about Football
By: Tim Reilly This article was originally published on Sep 30 EVANSTON – After the Northwestern football team improved to number 24 in the AP Polls, the Northwestern community gives more fucks about...
View ArticleNU Freshman Loses Battle With Dorm’s Washing Machine
By: Sarah Hedge (This article was featured in our print issue, which was published on Nov. 10, 2012.) EVANSTON — As autumn nears its close and new students acclimate themselves to the harsh realities...
View ArticleCheeseless and Chastised
By: Charles Rollet In May 2012, North By Northwestern published a groundbreaking article titled “Meatless and Marginalized.” It described the life of a vegan NU student struggling to survive in an...
View Article“Star Wars VII: Gungan Style” to Feature Jar Jar Binks as Main Character
By: Charles Rollet (This article was featured in our print issue, which was published on Nov. 10, 2012.) To the dismay of millions of Star Wars fans across the world, Disney producers have announced...
View ArticleASG Finally Says What it Means
By: Alex Entz After decades of passing politically correct and vague bills and resolutions, Northwestern’s Associated Student Government has finally seen fit to say exactly what it means. The bill,...
View ArticleWatered-Down Marxism
By: Alex Entz While in Europe, I had the good fortune to attend a student rally advocating for the taxation of the rich to pay for free education. One of the major organizers and supporters of the...
View ArticleBrave Journalist Records Sound from Hell
By: Chronicle Staff An anonymous user has sent THE CHRONICLE a recording taken from Fisk Hall. Apparently, God has decided to punish Medill by sending theatre majors to practice in its rooms. Click...
View Article5 totally awesome reasons you’re going to LOVE Northwestern!
Captain Paré, a good officer, never cried in front of his men. Not that he was unfeeling. By 1916, Paré was commanding an artillery battery at Verdun and had seen so much carnage that he resorted...
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